Chapter 1.8

Chapter 1.8- Nothing Holy



'It couldn’t be…'

'I can’t believe it…'

      'This isn't real…  It can't be...' 

'Our union meant so much more…'

'And what a man he is…'

'Bitch…'

'Such a fool… Nothing ‘holy’ about either of those two.'

'Do you, Lily Pad, want to take a fall off a really tall cliff?'

'I promise it’ll be quick…

Though I’d really rather rip your heart out. I really don’t care how you die, just die. Now. Please?'

'A death certificate? Please present to us a death certificate. That’d be great.'

'Douche Bag. Mister and Missus Douche Bag.' *snort

'Pink, douche bag, whatever. Same thing.'

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Warning, upcoming rant...
  Ok, my two cents? Helen slept with a guy she crushed on from afar when she was a teenager after seeing him twice where he did nothing but talk about himself. She made plans in her head without a lick of reason in them. She got her crush taken care of, and got her heart crushed. If she’d think before she acted she wouldn’t have half the heart ache she does. She causes a lot of her own problems and needs to grow up a bit a LOT. She just makes my head hurt sometimes. And yes, I know that I am the author and Goddess of this Legacy, but I really do try and grant [most of] the wishes they roll whether I agree or not. She WANTED to woohoo with Trenton. She also wanted to woohoo with Drew Lao when she saw him at the library that ONE time. ONE time and she’s ready to have some fun. Thank God for Twallan's Woohooer because she is all about casual woohoo. It’s like a handshake for her. “Nice to meet you, mind if I…” I still love her though and I’ll be super sad whenever I lose her.
*end rant.
*nevermind... remember... rambler...
And I'd LOVE to get ahold of Lemon Leafs tears, but I gave up nearing tears of my own after 2 hours of trying to download them with no success. (I know why Lemon Leaf is so protective of their stuff... but I swear I'm not going to pirate them! I only want to make my simmies cry pretty tears!) These were the only other ones I could find, and they're a bit flat looking... and... white... Of course, I could have zoomed out and made them look better, but but but... *MAGICIAN HANDS! Use your Imaaaaaginaaaations! She's cryyyyyying! And you can hear her THOUGHTS with weird echo-y reverb!
*Ok, now I'm done... Seriously.

Once again... Stay Tuned! Things go from wild to wooly next chapter!